true descriptions of zodiac signs

I don't usually go for things like this, but I found this one rather amusing! Thanks Sheng from Friendster! ^^

See what you think. I am a Scorpio, btw…

Once you have opened this e-mail,
there's no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs,
with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist
predictions.
Read your sign, then forward it on,
with your zodiac sign and label on the
subject line, This is real deal, try
ignoring it, and the first thing you'll
notice is having a horrible day
starting tomorrow morning – and it
only gets
worse from there.

VIRGO – The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone
loves them right now. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.

SCORPIO – The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves
to joke. Very Good sense of
humor.
Energetic. Predict future. GREAT
kisser. Always get what they want.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.

LIBRA – The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love
is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever meet!
however not the kind of person you
wanna mess with … u might end up
crying… 9 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.

ARIES – The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not
one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years of bad luck if you do not
forward.

AQUARIUS – Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely
energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out. 2 years of
bad luck if you do not forward

GEMINI – Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in the you know
where… Lover not a fighter, but will
still knock you out.
Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative.
Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out.
Has a beautiful smile. Generous.
Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years
of
bad luck if you do not forward

LEO – The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
have fun.
Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive.
Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to
mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.

CANCER – The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely
random and proud of it. Freak.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories.
Not a
Fighter,But will Knock your lights out
if it comes down to it. Someone you
should hold on to. 12 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.

PISCES – The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. High appeal. Has the last
word.
Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be
around.Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants.
Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly,
Fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irresistible.
Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker. Always gets what he or
she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's
in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to
joke.
Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.

TAURUS – The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long
relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need. Good kisser. Good
personality. Stubborn. A caring
person. One of a kind.

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